I used to be a Jehovah Witness, but God came to me and said
with a very thick Jewish accent, "Me make my son flesh? Are you kidding? Me send him to die on the cross? What kind of father
would I be? Hell-schmell, you got it all wrong! Me bring order to Chaos." Proudly, "I am the war god who kicked the Egyptians
ass! And that took some doing given all their gods. I am he who led Israel to victory against their neigbors in Canaan. I
am the god who stands beside the Jews. . . . Well, Mack, when I am in the mood. When they act like BRonze-age throwbacks,
their laws, chanting, weird clothes, they make me the laughing stock among the gods. Do you wonder why I didn't
interfere with Hitler?"
now I am a Reform Jew. Oh, that is the modern branch of Judeasm, and you should be one too!!!
One of those delightful emails that makes me realize
the truth of the old saying: “You put garbage in, you get garbage out.”
Sent by Joy
SATAN'S MEETING: (Read even if you're busy)
Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.
his opening address he said,
"We can't keep Christians from going to church."
"We can't keep them from reading
their Bibles and knowing the truth."
"We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their saviour."
they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken."
"So let them go to their churches; let them have
their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ.."
is what I want you to do," said the devil:
"Distract them from gaining hold of their Saviour and maintaining that vital
connection throughout their day!"
"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.
"Keep them busy in the non-essentials
of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered.
"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and
borrow, borrow, borrow."
"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week,
10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."
"Keep them from spending time with their children."
their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!"
minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice."
"Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever
they drive. To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant
in the world plays non-biblical music constantly."
"This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ."
the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers."
"Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day."
their driving moments with billboards."
"Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and
every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes."
Keep skinny, beautiful
models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become
dissatisfied with their wives. "
"Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night."
"Give them headaches
"If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere."
fragment their families quickly!"
"Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning
"Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death."
in their recreation, let them be excessive."
"Have them return from their recreation exhausted."
too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts,
and movies instead."
"Keep them busy, busy, busy!"
"And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them
in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."
"Crowd their lives with so many good causes
they have no time to seek power from Jesus."
"Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health
and family for the good of the cause."
"It will work!"
"It will work!"
It was quite a plan!
demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians
everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there.
little time for their God or their families.
Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives.
guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?
You be the judge!!!!!
Does "BUSY" mean:
B-eing U-nder S-atan's Y-oke?
Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY!
I don't think I know 10 people who
would admit they love Jesus.
Do You Love Him?
IF YOU LOVE JESUS, PASS THIS ON!!!!!!!