1. Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and liberals. Greed, avarice, usury, and killing in a preemptive war are no longer sins, and the poor will always be
2. The poor and the infirmed are no longer
blessed, but are shiftless, under achievers for whom social assistance ought to be curtailed.
We are compassionate conservatives.
was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with
him, and a bad guy when Bush had to reinforce U.S. and British hegemony over the
oil rich Middle East.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because that country is ran by a Communist dictator who provides housing and medical care for
all the Cubans and is loved by the masses, but trade with Pakistan, Nigeria, Uzbekistan run by dictators with horrible
human rights record and are hated by the masses, this is in our national interest.
5. The United
States should get out of the United Nations, that way we won’t have to repeated use
our security counsel veto—which we have done more times than all the other countries combined. And we should continue to ignore the World Court.
6. Better to have half our people go without
medical coverage than adopt a socialist plan, such as in Canada,
which supplies superior health care at half the cost and covers everyone. The
British NICE system sucks because it only approves treatments
that are shown to work best. The rest of the developed world must be nuts to
have socialized medicine.
7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. If they don’t like it,
when their stint is over, they can become a mercenary for Blackwater and receive 10 times the pay.
8. If sex education is kept out of
kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. Premarital sex is a sin. Telling them don’t is the best way
to prevent disease and pregnancy.
A good way to fight terrorism is to conquer an Arab country with lots of oil
that didn’t support terrorists, and also for us to side with Israel
when it invades Arab lands. The Moslem zealots will understand.
10. The Iraqis should thank us for
free them from a dictator and instituting free-market (IMF) economics. They should
thank us because we built permanent U.S. bases throughout their country, denied their newly elected government real power,
disband their military but allow them to keep their arms and explosives, took their oil revenues and parked them with the
U.S. treasury, permitted our contractors to import cheap labor from Pakistan and elsewhere, left their utilities and hospitals
in shambles, and instituted neoliberal (IMF) policies which have ruined their banking and manufacturing base, and caused a
sharp drop in pay and employment.
11. Global warming and the evolution of species are junk science, but the book of Genesis’s
explanation of creation ought to be taught in science classes; besides we grow more if winters came later, and would save
on heating if they were warmer.
12. A President’s deceptive statements about a one-time foundling of his penis
by a female aid is an impeachable offense, but a President’s repeated lying to the public, Congress, and the world about
weapons of mass destruction for to justify the take over of second riches oil country, that is okay for the 'Decider'.
The Supreme Court justices believe that it does not violate the Bill of Rights for police to search without a warranty vehicles,
homes, bank records, emails, and phone conversations; for to hold people without bail even when they are not a flight risk;
for to permit U.S. attorneys to deceive grand juries by ending judicial review of the proceedings; for to permit a person
to be tried twice for the same crime if the charges are different; for military prison guards to torture our citizens, immigrants,
and visitors if they are housed in our prison in Cuba; and for employers to sample our bodily fluids for drug usage.
14. The public has a right to know about Bill’s sex life, but not the
goings on that affect our well being, such as Dick Chaney’s energy planning
meetings with Enron and others execs.
15. The airwaves are no longer a public trust, because now the right of ownership
comes first, so decided the Supreme Court during Reagan’s administration when it overturned the fair-and-balanced content
requirement passed by Congress in the forties. Now 5 global corporations own the air waves.
They have an ownership right to slant the content and deliberately lie.
16. Corporate interests come before the publics’. Thus the Decider by 'Executive Privilege' and crony appointments has undermined environmental, food safety,
product safety, and labor laws, and he has appointed industry advocates to head the departments that were set up to promote
the public’s interests. Obama will continue with industry friendly appointments
(as did Clinton).
The moral consciences of corporate boards are best at deciding what is in the public’s interest.
17. It is alright for politicians to receive
funds from the very interests whom their legislation will affect. It is also
alright for Congressmen to trade on insider information.
18. The free market system is the best way to serve the
public’s needs. We don’t need pension plans and medical insurance
paid for by employers, nor should our government provide these programs, which would be socialistic and inefficient, and deny
us the write to be untreated and destitute when to old to work. The free market
thrives on personal responsibility.
19. Employees will
work harder when they are competing with workers in China,
Mexico, and India,
therefore down with tariffs and unions since they inder this competition. Moreover, with free trade the drudge
manufacturing jobs will go to the underdeveloped countries, and the high-tech and skilled jobs will come here.
20. Banks and financial
institutions serve best the public when they are allowed to compete without restrictions.
Banking regulations screw up the process.
21. Drug companies
have created hundreds of wonder drugs, which we learn about through their direct-to-consumer advertising. The perks care givers receive for prescribing medicines including cash kick-backs doesn't compromise
their decision making. Published research done by drug companies accurately informs
doctors as to the best treatments. We not only have the most expensive medical
system in the world but also the best. There must be some mistake in the WorldHealth
Organizagtion's 40th place ranking. Government meddling by the Democrats would only lower our ratings.
22. Our citizens are the best in informed in the world, because they
watch Fox, MSN, and CNN news and listen to Rush Limbo. It was the liberal bias press that caused the defeat of McCain and the Republican Party. Extreme liberal bias has made most of the European media unfit for U.S. airing.
fare capitalism works best because competition over profits forces efficiencies which bring down the price and also encourages
innovations and product improvements. Moreover, their advertising provides free
television programming while informing us which products are best. Regulations
only decrease the benefits of unregulated competition. So success has Lassie
fare capitalism when compared to socialist nations such as Canada
and Sweden, that governments should turn
over to corporations the running of our prisons, schools, and utilities.